Judging by the referral stats, some of you just can’t get enough of Bristol Palin. Proceeding on the theory that the people must be given what they want, here’s some important information for those basing their vote on the pregnant teen daughter of Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin.
Once you’ve gotten your fill here, please look around for other stuff that might help you make an informed choice. Here’s a visual demonstration of Sarah Palin’s incredible lack of qualifications. Here’s a report on John McCain’s Republicans telling Americans that it couldn’t care less about them. And here’s a post on Barack Obama’s positive message of change.
But by all means, continue reading for vital Bristol info.
First, here’s the picture of Jamie Lynn Spears posted in the original Bristol Palin Pregnant post:
Here’s Jamie Lynn’s big sister, the all-American Britney:
Next, we turn to the actual Bristol Palin:
As noted, she’s pregnant. Here she is with her paramour, Levi Johnston:
Here’s John McCain’s too-little-too-late gift to Levi:
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This is Obama supporter and possible email correspondent Scarlett Johansson holding her not insubstantial right knocker:
And here is Andy Borowitz channeling Levi Johnston liveblogging last week’s McCain-Obama debate:
Dude, I am watchin this fuckin debate and playin the most outrageous fuckin drinkin game ever. Every time McCranky says “my friends,” me and my boyz do another round of Jagerbombs. Fuckin excellent right? I am gonna be totally fuckin wasted before that a-hole shuts his pie-hole. Actually, McCorpse gave me an awesome idea. I am totally suspending my marriage to Bristol until America is out of this fuckin economic shitstorm. Like, maybe her mom could get off my fuckin dick and start focusing on bigger problems, like Putin rearin his fuckin head over Alaska and shit. Hey, I just heard a fuckin bodacious knock-knock joke. Peep this:
–Knock-knock.
–Who’s there?
–Ole Miss.
–Ole Miss who?
–Did you really think that ole fuck would miss the debate?Dude, he just said “my friend” again – time to board the Jager Train.
Peace out,
L to the J
