Jesus Appears at Kansas Weight Loss Clinic

Jesus has taken time out of his busy schedule to imprint his visage on the ceiling of a weight loss clinic in Arkansas City, Kansas to help full-figured gals shed some extra lbs.  Heretics will say that this is a water stain cased by a leaky roof.  You’d have to be a real fool to believe that. 

“Believing is believing, regardless of what you see.”  Exactly.

And here’s a closeup of weight-loss Jesus: