Jesus has taken time out of his busy schedule to imprint his visage on the ceiling of a weight loss clinic in Arkansas City, Kansas to help full-figured gals shed some extra lbs. Heretics will say that this is a water stain cased by a leaky roof. You’d have to be a real fool to believe that.
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“Believing is believing, regardless of what you see.” Exactly.
And here’s a closeup of weight-loss Jesus:

