Sassy Dame Doesn’t Realize They Want to be Called “Negroes” Nowadays

Dateline Los Angeles: Glamorous Hollywood starlet Lindsay Lohan caused controversy today when she referred to Barack Obama as “our first colored president” in an interview with Access Hollywood (which is only available on something called “television”)!  Apparently, nobody’s told the dreamy actress that dark-skinned leaders have recently made it known that they should be called “Negroes” instead of “colored” (even though the Lord God almighty obviously colored them). Here’s the newsreel: