Bristol Palin is due to deliver any minute now. Unfortunately, granny Johnston hasn’t made bail and won’t be there for the blessed occasion. NachonBlog nevertheless presents what we believe to be the most likely names for the newest member of the Wasilla Clampetts Palin-Johnstons:
If it’s a girl:
1. Destiny
2. Amber
3. Brandi
4. Summer
5. Crystal
6. Kyleigh
7. Tami
8. Alaska
If it’s a boy:
1. Kyle
2. Travis
3. Cody
4. Bear
5. Conner
6. Dalton
7. Kodiak
8. Alaska
Update:
Least likely names:
1. Barack Hussein Palin-Johnston
2. John McCain Palin-Johnston
3. Hillary Rodham-Clinton Palin-Johnston
4. Katie Couric Palin-Johnston
5. Martin Luther King, Jr. Palin-Johnston
6. Harvey Fierstein Palin-Johnston
7. Walt Monegan Palin-Johnston
8. Tommy Tune Palin-Johnston
9. Steve
