The Veterans Cemetery in Houston is under fire for what one anti-separation of church & state group claims is religious discrimination. What’s actually happening is that the VA is, to these right-wingers’ disappointment, following the Constitution…plus Col Shaggy has his first on-air doughnut and comes up with some new traffic terms. Listen here.

Well Geoffrey, put me down as in favor of the Constitution, Man. I support the right to be stupid. A right which is exercised all too frequently, Man. At my local Fourth of July parade, in addition to the assemblage of boy scouts, church groups and bikers, there was a small group of youths clustered around a folding tabled adorned with photographs depicting our President as Adoph Hitler. I thought it was inappropriate given the occasion. Yet, I resisted the urge to exercise my free speech rights and advise them to go back to their parents’ house, go to their bedroom, lock the door, get out their well-thumbed copy of Atlas Shrugged and beat off.