Bristol Palin is due to deliver any minute now. Unfortunately, granny Johnston hasn’t made bail and won’t be there for the blessed occasion. NachonBlog nevertheless presents what we believe to be the most likely names for the newest member of the Wasilla Clampetts Palin-Johnstons: If it’s a girl: 1. Destiny 2. Amber 3. Brandi 4. Summer 5....

Sadly, the finned Messiah was eaten by bigger fish shortly after His return. No word on whether he got back up.  But it’s only a matter of time until Mel Gibson figures out who really ate little sharkboy Jesus. Scientists confirm shark’s ‘virgin birth’ Pup carried by Atlantic blacktip shark contained no male genetic material  By Steve...

LBJ’s easy access to his favorite designers online would’ve been our loss.  What are the chances that we’ll ever again have a recording of a president referring to his “nuts” and “bunghole?” I know these tapes aren’t new, but they’re incredibly entertaining. [youtube...

It’s apparently due in part to the credit crisis:  Embedded video from CNN Video This, of course, is nothing new: On a related note, and to the extent it applies to you, enjoy the brisket and tzimmes and shana...

From Yediot Achronot (translated from Hebrew): Painful encounter: 2 Bedouins overpowered by Air Force pilot Two Bedouins in for a surprise after attempting to force IDF pilot off the road Zvi Alush Painful lesson: While driving to his base Thursday morning, an F-16 pilot was harassed by two Bedouins – an incident that ended badly for the Bedouins, Yedioth...

Very sad: Paul Newman, the Academy-Award winning superstar who personified cool as an activist, race car driver, popcorn impresario and the anti-hero of such films as “Hud,” “Cool Hand Luke” and “The Color of Money,” has died, a spokeswoman said Saturday. He was 93 [83 -- GB]. Newman died Friday of cancer, spokeswoman Marni...