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Awesome: Hustler’s Palin-Inspired Epic in the Can

Geoff Berg — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 20:13:10 +0000

Nalin’ Paylin is done. Some PG-13 excerpts:

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Great accents.

Here’s a behind-the-scenes look at the making of the film, including an interview with Lisa Ann, the actress who plays “Paylin.”

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It’s a shame that someone as talented as Lisa Ann would have to demean and degrade herself by playing Sarah Palin.

Egotastic.com has a lot more pictures.

Senator Cynomys Dramatis

Geoff Berg — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 16:51:09 +0000

Thanks to AMERICAblog, I now have Diet Coke coming out of my nose:

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Norm Coleman’s Spokesman Becomes a Character Created by Al Franken’s Former Employer

Geoff Berg — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 22:13:12 +0000

Harper’s reports that Republican Minnesota Senator and Bush pal Norm Coleman may have had some expensive clothing purchased for him at Nieman-Marcus by a supporter. At a press conference today, Coleman’s very own Tucker Bounds uncomfortably refused to answer questions about it:

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If Coleman’s flack ever needs a day off, Nathan Thurm is clearly qualified to step in:

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The Great Schlep

Geoff Berg — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 14:37:21 +0000

By now, everyone’s seen this Sarah Silverman video urgning Jews to go to Florida and urge the cockers to vote for Obama:

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It reminds me of Eddie Murphy’s effort to bridge the Black-Jewish divide twenty five years ago:

Bristol Palin Hit-Generating Post

Geoff Berg — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 18:14:30 +0000

Judging by the referral stats, some of you just can’t get enough of Bristol Palin. Proceeding on the theory that the people must be given what they want, here’s some important information for those basing their vote on the pregnant teen daughter of Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin.

Once you’ve gotten your fill here, please look around for other stuff that might help you make an informed choice. Here’s a visual demonstration of Sarah Palin’s incredible lack of qualifications. Here’s a report on John McCain’s Republicans telling Americans that it couldn’t care less about them. And here’s a post on Barack Obama’s positive message of change.

But by all means, continue reading for vital Bristol info.

First, here’s the picture of Jamie Lynn Spears posted in the original Bristol Palin Pregnant post:

Here’s Jamie Lynn’s big sister, the all-American Britney:

Next, we turn to the actual Bristol Palin:

As noted, she’s pregnant. Here she is with her paramour, Levi Johnston:

Here’s John McCain’s too-little-too-late gift to Levi:

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This is Obama supporter and possible email correspondent Scarlett Johansson holding her not insubstantial right knocker:

And here is Andy Borowitz channeling Levi Johnston liveblogging last week’s McCain-Obama debate:

Dude, I am watchin this fuckin debate and playin the most outrageous fuckin drinkin game ever. Every time McCranky says “my friends,” me and my boyz do another round of Jagerbombs. Fuckin excellent right? I am gonna be totally fuckin wasted before that a-hole shuts his pie-hole. Actually, McCorpse gave me an awesome idea. I am totally suspending my marriage to Bristol until America is out of this fuckin economic shitstorm. Like, maybe her mom could get off my fuckin dick and start focusing on bigger problems, like Putin rearin his fuckin head over Alaska and shit. Hey, I just heard a fuckin bodacious knock-knock joke. Peep this:

–Knock-knock.
–Who’s there?
–Ole Miss.
–Ole Miss who?
–Did you really think that ole fuck would miss the debate?

Dude, he just said “my friend” again – time to board the Jager Train.

Peace out,
L to the J

Bailouts for the Rest of Us

Geoff Berg — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 17:57:47 +0000

Explore the logical conclusion of Bushonomics here.

(H/T: AG)

Larry King: Jokester

Geoff Berg — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 02:12:45 +0000

Tomorrow night, Larry King thanks Condoleezza Rice, Colin Powell, Barack Obama and Jesse Jackson for being on Soul Train.

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Twelve Second Summary of the Republican National Convention

Geoff Berg — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 00:00:01 +0000

Let’s see: John McCain votes with George Bush 90% of the time. But McCain says that Bush has done a poor job as president.

Lloyd Christmas, channeling McCain, wraps up the Republican prescription nicely. Double down on Republicanism…

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White Southern Republican Calls Black Democratic Presidential Nominee “Uppity”

Geoff Berg — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 21:46:53 +0000

Just from what little I’ve seen of her and Mr. Obama, Sen. Obama, they’re a member of an elitist-class individual that thinks that they’re uppity,” Westmorland said.

Asked to clarify that he used the word “uppity,” Westmoreland said, “Uppity, yeah.”

That would be Georgia Congressman Lynn Westmoreland talking about the Democratic nominee for president.

What’s “uppity” mean? Fast forward to 3:19 if you’re pressed for time.

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What’s Westmoreland really so afraid of? What’s he sounding the alarm about? Some video of Westmoreland himself shouting a warning from the rooftops:

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Another Ad Obama Ought to Run

Geoff Berg — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:29:58 +0000

I have to admit that when I first heard Sarah Palin speak, I immediately thought of Linda Novotny from Election. But this, from Australian Hugh Atkin, is so much better:

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