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Destiny Palin-Johnston? You Make the Call

NachonBlogger — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 20:14:29 +0000

Bristol Palin is due to deliver any minute now. Unfortunately, granny Johnston hasn’t made bail and won’t be there for the blessed occasion. NachonBlog nevertheless presents what we believe to be the most likely names for the newest member of the Wasilla Clampetts Palin-Johnstons: If it’s a girl: 1. Destiny 2. Amber 3. Brandi 4. Summer 5. Crystal 6. Kyleigh 7. Tami 8. [...]

Bush Remembers Problems From Before He Arrived in President and During He Arrived in President

NachonBlogger — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 17:18:18 +0000

Over the last eight years, George Bush has engaged in three major wars: Iraq, Afghanistan, and grammar. Here’s a salvo fired during a recent exit interview with ABC News: Gibson: Do you feel in any way responsible for what’s happening? Bush: You know, I’m the President during this period of time, but I think when the history of [...]

Campbell Brown: No Bias, No Bull, No Point

NachonBlogger — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 19:38:02 +0000

Pennsylvania Governor Ed Rendell, who should know better, was caught by an open mic yesterday making demonstrably false statements — Sarah Palin is “no genius,” for example. Rendell also said that Arizona Governor and Homeland Security Secretary-nominee Janet Napolitano is perfect for the job because she has no family, “no life” and can devote “literally 19, [...]

Republicans: Obama Voters Are Dumbasses

NachonBlogger — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 17:40:11 +0000

An obviously frustrated and probably angry Republican named John Ziegler has produced a nearly ten minute minute video in which he uncovers a shocking fact about this year’s presidential election: Many Obama voters were ill-informed about the issues. To back up his claim, Ziegler cites a Zogby poll which shows that almost 60% of Obama supporters believed [...]

X-ray reveals cell phone in death row inmate’s rectum

NachonBlogger — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 00:03:15 +0000

Can you hear me now? AUSTIN — Another day, another cell phone found on Texas’ death row. Prison staff conducting a shakedown of the row today found a cell phone in the rectum of convicted murderer Henry Skinner, said Texas Department of Criminal Justice spokeswoman Michelle Lyons. They first found two SIM cards, or memory cards, in Skinner’s [...]

Sarah Palin Fights Morals

NachonBlogger — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 16:48:34 +0000

Sarah Palin’s supporters have wasted no time in setting up an exclamation mark-filled website encouraging the Alaska governor to run for president in 2012: Thank you for visiting the official Sarah Palin For President 2012 website! This site was created after the 2008 election and has quickly become the most visited Sarah Palin website. We have grown [...]

Sassy Dame Doesn’t Realize They Want to be Called “Negroes” Nowadays

NachonBlogger — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 18:43:16 +0000

Dateline Los Angeles: Glamorous Hollywood starlet Lindsay Lohan caused controversy today when she referred to Barack Obama as “our first colored president” in an interview with Access Hollywood (which is only available on something called “television”)! Apparently, nobody’s told the dreamy actress that dark-skinned leaders have recently made it known that they should be called [...]

Are We….President-Elect?

NachonBlogger — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 22:30:47 +0000

Barack Obama went to the White House to talk with President Bush today. The historic meeting: MSNBC’s less interesting coverage:

Why Obama Need Not Count Beans

NachonBlogger — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 16:33:40 +0000

In December 1992, as Bill Clinton was assembling his cabinet, he took a moment to respond to feminist complaints about a supposed lack of high-level female appointments: In an unusually candid discussion yesterday, Clinton said he was particularly unhappy that two of his appointees - Laura D’Andrea Tyson as chairwoman of the Council of Economic Advisors and Carol [...]

Perplexed Conservatives Happy to Report They Were Right All Along: Islamic World Celebrates / Condemns Obama’s Election

NachonBlogger — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 16:14:25 +0000

Unlike a lot of Democrats, I like Little Green Footballs. Charles Johnson is a terrific writer and is simply not wrong about the existence of serious and ongoing threats from the Arab and Islamic world toward the US, Israel, Europe, and others. But come on — settle on a message already. On the one hand, Islamist [...]