Sadly, the finned Messiah was eaten by bigger fish shortly after His return. No word on whether he got back up.  But it’s only a matter of time until Mel Gibson figures out who really ate little sharkboy Jesus. Scientists confirm shark’s ‘virgin birth’ Pup carried by Atlantic blacktip shark contained no male genetic material  By Steve...

Jesus has taken time out of his busy schedule to imprint his visage on the ceiling of a weight loss clinic in Arkansas City, Kansas to help full-figured gals shed some extra lbs.  Heretics will say that this is a water stain cased by a leaky roof.  You’d have to be a real fool to believe that.  “Believing is believing, regardless of what you...